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Daryl didn't blink. "I saw a van, Greg. I saw a cat. But does that cat pay my phone bill? Does that van marinate my chicken for Sunday dinner?" Greg looked confused. "What? No, but—"

The sun was beating down on Daryl as he sat on his porch, slowly sipping a lukewarm soda. Across the street, the neighborhood was in shambles. A tow truck was mid-pull on a car that definitely didn't belong to the owner of the driveway, and a woman was shouting about a missing cat that Daryl had seen hop into a delivery van three hours ago. black guymp4

His neighbor, Greg, ran over, breathless. "Daryl! Did you see where that van went? My wife's cat was in the back!" Daryl didn't blink

As the tow truck sped off with the wrong car and Greg chased after the van, Daryl simply adjusted his hat. He knew his boss’s name and he knew Jim from accounting because Jim handled the checks. Beyond that, the world could be ending, and as long as it didn’t affect his direct deposit, Daryl was just a man sitting on a porch, watching the movie of life without ever buying a ticket. But does that cat pay my phone bill

Watch the original comedy sketch that inspired this character's 'mind my business' philosophy: Man Minding His Own Business Comedy Sketch realstephenhart TikTok• Mar 31, 2023 Man Minding His Own Business Comedy Sketch

Most people would intervene. Daryl just checked the expiration date on his soda.

"Then it’s none of my business," Daryl said, leaning back. "Arguing or helping requires caring, and Greg, I am at a zero-percent care capacity today."