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In the episode "Baby Shower" () of The Office , the "useful piece" Michael Scott insists on having ready is a Sharpie marker .

During a bizarre simulation of Jan’s upcoming birth—using a covered in butter to mimic a "slippery" newborn—Michael instructs Dwight to use the Sharpie to secretly mark the baby once it emerges. Michael’s plan is to mark the baby with his initials, " MGS ," to ensure he can identify it and prevent "baby snatchers" from swapping it for a different infant. Highlights from "Baby Shower" The Office - Baby Sh...